Hygiene jokes
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
Y'all smell like ass!