Hygiene jokes
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Memes
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Y'all smell like ass!
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Memes
Community
What if I put laxatives in all the food at school then nutted on all the toilet seats so nobody could poop
I just shit my pants today
so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more