Hygiene jokes
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Memes
My brother needs to see this
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Y'all smell like ass!
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Memes
Community
What if I put laxatives in all the food at school then nutted on all the toilet seats so nobody could poop
I just shit my pants today
so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more