Hygiene jokes
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Two nuns in a bath.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!