Hygiene jokes
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
My dick itches.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
Y'all smell like ass!
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street? Because it got stuck in a crack :)
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."