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Ass

Y'all smell like ass!

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Toilet

A person with short dark hair is sitting on a public toilet in a public bathroom with their head down.

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Pot

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

Fart

Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.

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Mouth

U

A person wearing a Walmart cap is holding a pink urinal screen in their mouth.

Hand sanitizer

The image shows a red Elmo character surrounded by flames. Above Elmo's head, there is text that reads, "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:".

Spit

A Hot Pockets box is shown with the text "Hot Pockets" on the top and "sandwiches" below. A hot pocket is shown cut open with blue bubbles inside. The text "Trombone Spit" is below the label. A trombone is shown diagonally.

Tip

The image shows a yellow background with the text "Wario's Tips for Summer" at the top. Below that are the numbers 1, 2, and 3. Next to 1, the text says "drink all the shampoo in the house". Wario is pictured at the bottom right next to a swimming pool.

Hamster

A meme with the text "Me: puts my hoodie in to wash. My hamster sleeping in it:", displayed above an image of a man's face that is distorted and green.

Touch

A black dragon with yellow eyes and white teeth looks directly at the viewer, while a hand is reaching for him. The text says "NO! NO TOUCHY! At least, not until you wash those hands of yours."

Odor

A blue solid deodorant stick with a bite taken out of it. The packaging is red and has some text on it. The text on the packaging says, "odor goes on clear. Bold scent. Cedarwood forms unfresh of confidence."

Shampoo

A person is holding a large, bright green bottle of "Minecraft 3-in-1 Body Wash Shampoo & Conditioner" in what appears to be a store aisle. The bottle features Minecraft characters like Steve, a Creeper, and zombies on its label. The pump top of the bottle is extended upwards. Overlay text on the image reads, "Might actually start showering."

Slipper

A top-down view shows a pair of feet wearing black, white, and red striped slide sandals on a light brown carpet. In the upper left corner of the image, a large brown cockroach is visible on the carpet. A black bar across the center of the image contains the text: My Gucci slippers came in today.

Hand sanitizer

The image shows a text that reads: "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" below this text we see Elmo in flames with a very shocked expression.

Flush

A muddy bulldog lying in a puddle of mud. The text reads: "POV me in the toilet after bro forgets to flush. 🥰"

Cardboard

A roll of toilet paper has been replaced with a brown cardboard tube on a toilet paper dispenser. The text "Charmin Oops! All cardboard tube" is written above the tube in a cartoonish font.

Wallet

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The image contains the text: "If you drop a wallet to the ground, who's gonna reach it first?" Below the question are two columns. The left column shows a picture of bacteria with the text "Bacteria" below it. The right column contains a picture of a man, with the text "Romanian" below it.

Switch

Two Nintendo Switch consoles are sitting side-by-side on the wire rack inside a lit oven. One console has blue and red Joy-Cons attached, and the other appears to be a Switch Lite or the main console with grey Joy-Cons. The oven interior is visible.

Hand

When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom...

A man with a shocked expression and hands up to his head in front of a blue background. The text on the image reads: "When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom..."

Money

A man with a black beanie and a face mask looks into the camera while the text on top says "profusely licking and sniffing every dollar bill I acquire because there is a slight possibly it was in a strippas thong".

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