Hygiene jokes
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Two nuns in a bath.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????