Turd jokes
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
I'm a turd.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
