What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
what do u call a Mexican w out a lawnmower
Unemployed
Orphan- I want to be like batman Orphan worker- You are already like him hunny
I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?, screw you
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
micheal jackson goes to his favourite bakery: says to the workers " this is my favourite baker hehe
