Hygiene jokes

Ahh, the coronavirus!

What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.

Why was the toilet angry?

Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Why do you stink?

Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.

I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.

Toilet paper: Ya, right.