Hygiene jokes
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!