Hygiene jokes
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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You smell!