Hygiene jokes

Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.

What do butts say?

"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"

Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”

The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”

Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

Ahh, the coronavirus!

What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.

Why was the toilet angry?

Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Why do you stink?

Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.

I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?