Hygiene jokes

Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.

Toilet paper: Ya, right.

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?

Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

Why do you stink?

Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.