Hygiene jokes
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.