POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Hygiene Jokes
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”
Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”
Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”
Ex-girlfriend: “20!”
Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Two nuns in a bath.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
