Hygiene jokes
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
Memes
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”
Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”
Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”
Ex-girlfriend: “20!”
Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.