Hygiene jokes
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Memes
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!