Hygiene jokes
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?