Hygiene jokes
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.