Hygiene jokes
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Pop in the toilet.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."