Hygiene jokes
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”
Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”
Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”
Ex-girlfriend: “20!”
Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.