Hygiene jokes
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”
Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”
Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”
Ex-girlfriend: “20!”
Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Two nuns in a bath.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.