Hygiene jokes
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”
Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”
Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”
Ex-girlfriend: “20!”
Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!