Hygiene jokes
Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”
Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”
Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”
Ex-girlfriend: “20!”
Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Memes
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Two nuns in a bath.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.