Hygiene jokes
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.