Hygiene jokes
Two nuns in a bath.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Memes
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."