Hygiene jokes
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Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Two nuns in a bath.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Memes
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!