I wanna die
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
What did the salad say to pineapple
Lettuce be friends
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable
Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
troll your friend by saying i and saying cup and then tell them that that means i see you pee LOL there is also lettuce cup witch means let us see you pee
Say Lettuce And Spell CUP
Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad
( say it outloud if you don't get it )
Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
knock-knock hoos there iceberg lettus iceberg lettus hoo iceberg!!!!! lettus in !!!!!!!!!!!
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
