I wanna die
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
troll your friend by saying i and saying cup and then tell them that that means i see you pee LOL there is also lettuce cup witch means let us see you pee
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
Say Lettuce And Spell CUP
Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
There are two siblings, a little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night and take her home. So they get to the bigger brother's house and walk into his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk beds. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "Whenever you feel good, say 'lettuce,' and whenever you want to switch positions say 'tomato'." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato," and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, "Can you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over me."
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad
( say it outloud if you don't get it )
knock knock whos there? lettuce lettuce who? lettuce in and ill tell ya
