Toilet Paper's Journey

Hey, listen up, you chucklehead! So, the toilet paper crossed the road to get to the "rear end." Get it? It's a pun because "rear end" sounds like "other side." I can't believe I have to explain this to you. You wouldn't know humor if it slapped you in your dumb face. No wonder you are still living in your mom's basement, eating pizza rolls, and watching cat videos all day. Go outside!