Pee in the Pool

"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that some kid is yelling to his mom that he peed in the pool. Now, that's messed up because nobody wants your pee in their swimming water, you walnut! Seriously, I bet you are a real 'pee-brain,' aren't you?

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