Hockey Player jokes
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.