Hockey Player jokes
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.