Hockey Player jokes

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.

What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.