Hygiene jokes
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.