Hygiene jokes
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Y'all smell like ass!
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Up your pp with a piece of crap!