Hygiene jokes
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.