What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
You stink!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
