Hygiene jokes
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.