You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
