Morning routine

Morning Routine Jokes

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

👧👧👧 👧 Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning ? because they don't have balls to scratch

Amber Heard’s Morning Routine

Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed

GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!

1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast