Amber Heard's Morning Routine

The joke plays on the infamous 'defecation incident' during Amber Heard's trial. By listing 'take a shit' before 'get out of bed', it's a sarcastic jab at the messy situation that went down in the trial.

• Morning routine
• Morning
• Shit
• Breakfast
• Actor
• Bed

• Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now! 1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
• I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
• I woke up in my bed today.
• What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman? "Probably the dishes."