Mop the Floor

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  • I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This dude is saying your face is so ugly and dirty that using it to mop the floor would actually make the floor worse. That's gotta sting! Bet you didn't even know floors could be cleaner than you.

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