What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Nana When Zane Kisses Her In Her Mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream]
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
(insert funny joke about a dick here)
did you laugh? be honest
huggy wuggy big big huggy wuggy big big big big huggy wuggy laugh luagh smooch smooch huggy wuggy *insert clapping noise*
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel! Lancaster:*are you sure about that?* DB:huh? Lancaster:*I have 4 barrels!* DB:WHAT!? Penta Barrel:*I got 5!* DB:*insert becoming uncanny* Dual Hexagon shotgun:*I got 12!* the others:*HOW!?*
*and thats how an arguement started.*
What type of place would papyrus hang out at
The SPA-ghetti
*insert ba dum tss here*
*insert a joke here*
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!" Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*" Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Hey Look Its BAI!!! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
*insert pun here*
Hey guys! Wanna hear joke? -You guys- sure Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
