Insert Jokes

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

Nana When Zane Kisses Her In Her Mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream]

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

huggy wuggy big big huggy wuggy big big big big huggy wuggy laugh luagh smooch smooch huggy wuggy *insert clapping noise*

(insert funny joke about a dick here)

did you laugh? be honest

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022

DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel! Lancaster:*are you sure about that?* DB:huh? Lancaster:*I have 4 barrels!* DB:WHAT!? Penta Barrel:*I got 5!* DB:*insert becoming uncanny* Dual Hexagon shotgun:*I got 12!* the others:*HOW!?*

*and thats how an arguement started.*

What type of place would papyrus hang out at

The SPA-ghetti

*insert ba dum tss here*

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!" Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*" Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

*insert a joke here*

Hey Look Its BAI!!! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)

Hey guys! Wanna hear joke? -You guys- sure Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

*insert pun here*

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.