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Goat

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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

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  • King

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    What did kings say when they were made king?

    Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

    Comeback

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    Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

    Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

    2021-2022

    Science Teacher

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    I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

    My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

    You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

    I'll shut up now.

    War

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    A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

    Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

    Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

    *Insert me starting a war in the comments*

    Shotgun

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    DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

    Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

    DB: huh?

    Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

    DB: WHAT!?

    Penta Barrel: I got 5!

    DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

    Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

    The others: HOW!?

    *and that's how an argument started.*

    Place

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    What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

    The SPA-ghetti!

    *insert ba dum tss here*

    Game

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    Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

    -You guys- sure

    Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

    School

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    Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

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