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Goat

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

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  • Huggy Wuggy

    Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*

    Kiss

    Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

    King

    What did kings say when they were made king?

    Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

    Memes

    Dick

    (insert funny joke about a dick here).

    Did you laugh? Be honest.

    Comeback

    Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

    Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

    2021-2022

    Science Teacher

    I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

    My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

    You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

    I'll shut up now.

    War

    A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

    Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

    Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

    *Insert me starting a war in the comments*

    Shotgun

    DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

    Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

    DB: huh?

    Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

    DB: WHAT!?

    Penta Barrel: I got 5!

    DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

    Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

    The others: HOW!?

    *and that's how an argument started.*

    Place

    What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

    The SPA-ghetti!

    *insert ba dum tss here*

    Game

    Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

    -You guys- sure

    Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-