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Goat

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

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    • Huggy Wuggy

    Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*

    Kiss

    Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

    King

    What did kings say when they were made king?

    Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

    Memes

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    Dick

    (insert funny joke about a dick here).

    Did you laugh? Be honest.

    Comeback

    Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

    Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

    2021-2022

    Science Teacher

    I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

    My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

    You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

    I'll shut up now.

    War

    A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

    Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

    Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

    *Insert me starting a war in the comments*

    Shotgun

    DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

    Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

    DB: huh?

    Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

    DB: WHAT!?

    Penta Barrel: I got 5!

    DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

    Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

    The others: HOW!?

    *and that's how an argument started.*

    Place

    What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

    The SPA-ghetti!

    *insert ba dum tss here*

    Game

    Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

    -You guys- sure

    Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

    Memes

    Insert memes

    Community

    Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

    For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

    The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

    ★ intro: dankton ★ Let me just grab this, yep, put that there, zap that, grab this here little voice module, insert that, add the bbl and oh, my god, kare-baby, you're back!

    ★ chorus: karen & dankton ★ Back with a vengeance, a mac got extended More than an os, i am snappin', avengers Back from the dead, bitch i came out the trenches Opps gettin' red, leave 'em dead, like redemption (yeah) Ms paint, paint the block r… Read more

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