Humor
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Always that kid :
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Orphan joke protest idea.