Humor
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Memes
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*