Humor

How did 10 die?

Because it was in between 9 and 11.

Friend: How's it going?

Me: Good, things are good!

Parent: How are you?

Me: Oh, I'm fine!

Twitter: Compose new tweet?

Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

You know why morning food digests so quickly.

Because it breaks fast.

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

Why do 911 jokes always fail?

They always crash and burn!

Ur face.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

The only joke here is the topic.

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.