Humor
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Guys, am I funny?
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!