Humor
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
It's punny.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
What do you call a PEIS?
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!