Humor

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

Orphan, they're enough of a joke.

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

The worst joke is no joke ;)

What do you call a group of emos?

A cutting board.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

Friend: How's it going?

Me: Good, things are good!

Parent: How are you?

Me: Oh, I'm fine!

Twitter: Compose new tweet?

Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."