Humor

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

I hate when my brother dates other people.

Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

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Your love life.

What is the only place fat people live?

Obi-city.

What is a redneck's favorite sock?

A red sock.

What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

What do you call an abo with a shotgun?

Sir.

Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?

A: Disabled.

Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.

What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...

Mom! (DYM 48)

What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!