Humor
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Memes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
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