Humor
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Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
69.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!