Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Humor
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
69.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
