Humor
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Memes
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.