Humor
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Josh is chubby.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
I hate this website, lol.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!