Humor
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Memes
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Your head looks like a joke.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
LAMO.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.