Humor
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Line (DYM 105)
Josh is chubby.
I hate this website, lol.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!