Johnny's Love Life

not your parents

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Dad: Johnny, Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Getting women?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, Papa.

Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is like when your dad asks if you're doing something wrong, and you say no, but he knows you're fibbing 'cause you're always messing stuff up. In this case, Johnny says he's getting women, but his dad knows that's a big ol' lie because, well, Johnny's a loser. Get it now, genius?

Comments (1)

Bacoon

3 years ago

🎉Good going on YouTube🎉

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