Humor
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.