Humor
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Memes
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
It's not a joke.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.