"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Confucius on Nonviolence
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it takes the idea of "nonviolence" to the EXTREME! Confucius say this dude got a mosquito on his nethers, right? Now, a NORMAL person would SMASH that skeeter pronto. But this guy? He understands nonviolence SO well, he lets it chill. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda painful to imagine. I bet you love pain, you masochist, you.
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