Confucius Jokes

Anonymous

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Anonymous

Confusios Ssay “man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew”

Anonymous

Confucius say:

“Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.”

Anonymous

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Anonymous

Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.

Anonymous

Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.

Anonymous

Confucius say, man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

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Bang Cock

Confucius say, man who go though turn table is going to bangkok

Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.

Person
in Puns

Confucius say, man who bite electric wire get shocking experience.

BigPhilR
in Hare

Nothing lasts long these days! As Confucius says - Hare today, gone tomorrow!

Anonymous

confucius man asy Full retard. it’s an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.

Anonymous
in Puns

Get confused with Confucius!

in Car

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Mickey Mouses' Scrotum

Well, it really do be like it shouldn’t, but it is.

Anonymous

How many wee-tahds does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.

click…uh click……….,.UH!!

Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.

(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)

Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?

All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f….Ooohhhh!”