Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Confucius Jokes
Confusios Ssay “man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew”
Confucius say:
“Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.”
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say, man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.
Confucius say, man who go though turn table is going to bangkok
Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.
Confucius say, man who bite electric wire get shocking experience.
Nothing lasts long these days! As Confucius says - Hare today, gone tomorrow!
confucius man asy Full retard. it’s an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
Get confused with Confucius!
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn’t, but it is.
How many wee-tahds does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
click…uh click……….,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f….Ooohhhh!”