Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Confucius say, man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Confucius say:

“Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.”

Confusios Ssay “man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew”

Well, it really do be like it shouldn’t, but it is.