Confucius Jokes

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time and---you only hurt yourself.

Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow...then you in trouble!

Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.

confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.

How many wee-tahds does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.

click…uh click……….,.UH!!

Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.

(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)

Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?

All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f….Ooohhhh!”