Confucius jokes
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Get confused with Confucius!
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.