Confucius

Confucius Jokes

Car

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Erection

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

Man

Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

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  • Man

    Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

    Man

    "Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

    Man

    "Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."

    Hare

    Nothing lasts long these days!

    As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"

    Fart

    Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."

    Man

    Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

    Contest

    Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.

    Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!

    Lightbulb

    How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.

    Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!

    Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.

    (mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)

    Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?

    All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”