Die Hard jokes

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

The one by die.

Are you with Alex?

Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!

Die.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*

Me: Yea-

My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*

Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-