Die Hard jokes

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

What are you good at?

Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.

I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.