Die Hard jokes

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

What are you good at?

Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.

"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.