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Viagra

7 years ago

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

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    Script

    1 year ago
    A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.
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    Bruce Willis

    3 years ago

    If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

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    11 months ago

    Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

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