Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Humor
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
