Humor
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Memes
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.