Humor
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Memes
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
AB💿
Innit.