Thunderwear jokes
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.