Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about a blind dude. You see, even though he can't see, he still has eyeballs. The punchline is that he needs those eyeballs to *know* he can't see. It's funny 'cause it's obvious, but you needed me, Explain bear, to spell it out, didn't you?