There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
It's funny that everyone is depressed like I mean Bullys are depressed Nerds are depressed Bad girls/boys are depressed Kind humans are depressed
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty
I am not a nerd ;) I'm just smarter then you.
what do you call a nerd in space? a space nerd
Whats a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Bully: ha guess what? Nerd: what bully:you are adopted nerd: at lest I was wanted
my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that. "new around here?" said the bartender "nah, been here awile" said the robot Bartender "you can talk?" robot "yeah, pretty cool huh." bartender "why do you want a martini" robot "oh, i'm just in the mood for one, you know?" The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk. The robot seems to be just like a normal human, "wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender "the top minds in the world." said the robot. The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..." Bartender, "what?" "Why did you read this entire story, it does not have a punchline, I just wasted your time, Get bamboozled nerd!"
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
what do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
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I saw a cat it said raisin when he saw a nut hahaha I am a crappy joker put me in the nerd club
why did the nerd get scared of the emo cause the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging
Kid: why aren’t koalas considered bears Nerd: because their marsupials Kid: no cause they didn’t have the koala-fication
School sucks, just like you, get roster nerds.
The bully: your gay
The nerd: I am
The bully: yea
The nerd: than what are u
Your nana gay just like you and your made of atoms nerd
