Land

Land jokes

Titanic

    • Titanic was sinking.

    Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

    Captain: "Two miles."

    Passenger: "Which direction?"

    Captain: "Down."

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    • Moon

    • I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.

    Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."

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    • Land memes

    Hippo

    • Happy was a cute hippo.

    Happy sleeps in the water.

    Happy walks on land.

    Happy runs on Savannahs.

    Happy swims in mud.

    Happy takes a bath.

    Twin Towers

    • The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

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    • Uncle

    • My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).

    All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.

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    • Bean

    • You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

    Fortnite

    • In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.

    What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.

    From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.

    With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.

    The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.

    Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.

    But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.

    Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.

    So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.

    So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.

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    • Documentary

    • We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

    I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

    People

    • There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

    They left someone for memories!

    Man

    • Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

    Map

    • Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

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