*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
Jesus could walk on water and Chuck Norris can swim through land
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: The moon landing was faked! So unbelievable fake! Me: You believe in the moon? Stupidass.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
Bad jokes are like the Planes in 9/11, they don't land
How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
that joke didn't land well did it
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero? Because they can actually land a home.
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water
