Humor
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Memes
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
I hate this website, lol.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Josh is chubby.
Sis is meme.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
I rate it 9/11.