Humor
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
I love fard 😋
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
"My name is Dezz."