Humor
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Memes
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Josh is chubby.
Sis is meme.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
I rate it 9/11.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.