Humor
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Sis is meme.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
I love fard 😋
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.