Humor
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Memes
Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Big Dik
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Josh is chubby.
Doin (DYM 35).