Humor
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.