What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Humor
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Big Dik
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Josh is chubby.
Doin (DYM 35).
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
I hate this website, lol.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
