Humor

Who wants to laugh about life with me?

What is a monster's favorite place to swim?

Lake Erie!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

What happens when animals do a squat?

It doesn't become pretty...

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?

Getting them to come out of their shell.

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Your head looks like a joke.

/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke

/playsound pained_laugh

What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?

Panda-monium!

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?

Because they were too cheesy!

This is a joke in itself.