Humor

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

I hate this website, lol.

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

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Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

What is a monster's favorite place to swim?

Lake Erie!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."