Humor
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Lessi
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
All these jokes are all plane.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Yo hairline caused corruption.