Humor
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Memes
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Josh is chubby.
I hate this website, lol.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why do yโall do this?
Because you're lonely.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.