Humor
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender? Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})