Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Humor
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Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Sis is meme.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
