What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
How can you get free butt plants just get your man to fill your butt with Natural juices
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Where were the first orange trees đđł planted?
In Orange County.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, Bud
I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)
I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, "ISIS ain't got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived."
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Why do dwarfs do drugs? To get high
Why did the boy put a chicken đ in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. đ
Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian? Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What's the most illegal activity in africa?
Watering the plants
What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on? Sharpđ¤Ł
Whatâs the difference between weed and pussy If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weeds good
