What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, Bud
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on? Sharp🤣
What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan
A: Apples get picked😱
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging
why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house.
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
BEAN
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What’s a vacuum cleaners favorite plant
Answer: SUCCulent
