M M

M M Jokes

Blonde

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

    Hand

    Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.

    Wordplay

    Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

    Jesus

    Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?

    Priest: Why?

    Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.

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  • Jesus

    Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?

    Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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  • Pen

    Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.

    Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.

    Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.

    Orphan

    I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

    Food

    Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.

    Elephant

    Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

    So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

    Tom

    My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."

    So I said, "But which one?"