Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
I got fired from the M&M Factory,because I sorted out the W,s.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
My friend said to me how to spell Tom and I said t o m m and he said that not how you spell it’sTom and he sese you have to take out 1m and he so I said but witch one
. m m, ,m ,mbjbjb is how she spelled
