M M jokes
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Mole