M M jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

Why did the M&M go to school?

It wanted to be a Smartie.

Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?

Priest: Why?

Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?

Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.

Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.

What do an M&M and juice have in common?

Window.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."

So I said, "But which one?"

"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.

What starts with M and ends with carriage?

This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.

What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?

Miscarriage.

Mÿ pp.

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