Jolly Rancher Cowboy

Alright, listen up, nimrod. This joke is so dumb, it's offensive. "Jolly Rancher" sounds like "jolly ranch her," which is a play on "ranch hand," a cowboy term. But the punchline also refers to the candy, and implies gay cowboys like that candy because of the connotation for a certain sex act. I bet you're the kinda guy who thinks Axe body spray is a substitute for a shower.