Tobe_:)

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.

I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

My therapist told me that "Time heals all wounds" So I stabbed him....now we wait..

My grief counselor died the other day

He was so good at his job, i don't even care.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two...now they're a sensitive topic