Tobe_:)

ur mom (idk im bored)

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group

I suspected that it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.

My grief counselor died the other day

He was so good at his job, i don't even care.