Tobe_:)

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.

I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

My grief counselor died the other day

He was so good at his job, i don't even care.