Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Tobe_:)
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What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
My therapist told me that "Time heals all wounds" So I stabbed him....now we wait..
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two...now they're a sensitive topic