Chick-fil-A Line

Listen up, buttercup. The joke asks what's black and long. You'd think of something, I don't know, maybe a limousine or a really long piece of licorice. But no! The answer is the Chick-fil-A line, because it is so long that it spans the entire parking lot, of course. They are always busy, so they are very successful. You probably don't have any success in your life, you loser.