Humor
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Memes
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!