Humor
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Memes
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.