Humor
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What hangs low?
Balls.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.