Humor
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Biggest joke?
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Memes
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What hangs low?
Balls.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.