Humor
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What hangs low?
Balls.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.