Humor

What hangs low?

Balls.

My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.

After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?

I yam.

What do you call an orphan fish?

Self-ish.

Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

Never mind. It’s too cheesy!

Why was the giraffe late to work?

Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.

Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...

She was eaten by a giant crab.

I put the fun in dysfunctional.

What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

"This tastes a little funny."

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

The man was dangling by a string!

I was jealous the day he died.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Two Asian people have a black baby.

Something wrong.