Humor

Humor

Rapist

    • What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

    At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

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    • Finger

    • Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

    #HOMIEZ4Life

    P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

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    • Baby

    • How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

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    • Humor memes

    Orphan

    • I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

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    • Dynamite

    • A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

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    • Dark Humor

    • Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"

    Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."

    Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."

    Dad: "Exactly, son."

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    • Midget

    • I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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    • Susie

    • Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.

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