Humor
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.