Baby

Anonymous

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

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Baby

Anonymous

what goes 200 mph and is red???

babies in a blender

Green

ashyondamemekinglaquiva

what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph?

a frog in a blender

Baby

BreakfastChiken

How do you get 500 dead baby’s into a car? A blender

How do you get 500 dead baby’s out of a car? A straw

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Blonde

Anonymous

Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

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Offensive

Trent Ray

What is red and white and goes 200 mph A baby in a blender.

Flat

Sheeeeeeeeesshhh

What does a perverted frog say? Rub it

Why don’t witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom

What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped

What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender

Green

Anonymous

What’s Red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Baby

laufftrack

How do you get 500 babies in a phonebooth? A blender How do you get them out? A straw

Eating

Anonymous

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.

Difference

I donno

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

Red

Anonymous

Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender

Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender

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Baby

Dead baby

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Baby

Chaos

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can watch the expression on their face.

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Baby

Yeetus

What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

Baby

Kat

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw

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Sally

Jess

how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips

Baby

Anonymous

How do you fit a baby into a shoebox? A blender

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Baby

Anonymous

What’s red allover and spins at 100mps

Baby in a blender