What's red and green and go's 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender....
Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.
what goes 200 mph and is red??????????
babies in a blender
How do you get 500 dead baby’s into a car? A blender
How do you get 500 dead baby’s out of a car? A straw
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender
1 like = 1 more child in my blender
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer 13 0 1
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a andrewgrayson5 days ago Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy. 27 1 3
M MedievalJoker22 hours ago in America Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!? 4 0 0
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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙙1 day ago Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils? 5 0 0
Staniel13 hours ago A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive." 3 0 2
Staniel14 hours ago Why did the sperm cross the road ———— because I put on the wrong sock today 3 0 0
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Anonymous1 day ago Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :) 4 0 0
Anonymous7 hours ago in Orphan what makes an orphan jump? A Bridge 2 0 1
G Goofy ah11 hours ago I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate 2 0 1
A Alastor Already From Hell14 hours ago What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4 2 0 0
C COLINGAMING2000915 hours ago A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you" 3 1 1
Sandwichtheif16 hours ago Why can’t orphans play baseball?
He can’t find home 2 0 0
Cal3y3 days ago 1 like= 1 more child in my basement 9 2 0
Anonymous5 days ago in Orphan What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt me. 15 1 1
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Z Za_gotjokesss4 days ago My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt 7 0 0
G Goofy ah2 days ago +1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender 3 0 14
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+1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender
1 like = 1 more child in my blender
What do you call a baby in a blender a baby blender
what happens when you put a baby in a blender
The baby is a cherry smoothie
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Crispy Juicy Tender, I Just Put My New-Born Son In A Blender
Whats red and white and goes 250 miles per hour? A baby in a blender ;)
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first? Watching their expression change.
