Blender jokes
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.