Blender jokes
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender? Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl? A blender. What's the best way to get them out? A blender.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
I blend children to make a good living.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.