Blender

Blender Jokes

Baby

How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Baby

How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?

A blender.

How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?

A straw.

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  • Penguin

    What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

    What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

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  • Frog

    What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

    A frog in a blender.

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  • Baby

    What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.

    Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.

    What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.

    What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.

    Kid

    What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

    A blender.

    Dead Baby

    What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

    I don’t put fruit in a blender.

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  • Smoothie

    My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

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  • Son

    Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.

    Kid

    +1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

    +1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.

    +1 share = 1 kid in my blender.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

    Baby

    What does a baby in a blender look like?

    I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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  • Baby

    How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

    How do you get them back out? Straw.

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  • Frog

    What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

    A frog in a blender.

    (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

    What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

    One can support an average family.

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  • Baby

    How do you get a baby into a small bowl?

    A blender.

    How do you get it out? Tostito chips.