Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
How do you get 500 dead baby’s into a car? A blender
How do you get 500 dead baby’s out of a car? A straw
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
1 like = 1 more child in my blender
what's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
+1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
Crispy Juicy Tender, I Just Put My New-Born Son In A Blender
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What is red and very rare
A child in a blender
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it
