Humor
How do you get a Japanese fanclub? Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
kiibati orojo?
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."