Humor
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!