Humor
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
I don't know what to write here, just like...
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.