Humor
What hangs low?
Balls.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Memes
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
I tried to catch fog today. I mist.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila