Humor

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.

What do cats have for breakfast?

Mice crispies.

Where do ducks poop out of?

From their buttquack.

What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?

I yam.

What do you call an orphan fish?

Self-ish.

Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?

A: They drive slow through school zones.

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

What hangs low?

Balls.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?

Because she wanted that D.

Biggest joke?

[Image of Zac Efron]

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...

I tried to catch fog today. I mist.

Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

Never mind. It’s too cheesy!

Why was the giraffe late to work?

Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.