Ben jokes
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
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What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!