Humor
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
I don't know what to write here, just like...
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!