Humor
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
I tried to catch fog today. I mist.
Memes
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)