You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Humor
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Biggest joke?
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What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
