Paper airplane jokes

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.