Paper airplane jokes

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.