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Humor
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Your mom #69.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Haha, the joke is me.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
