Humor
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.