Humor

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

Your mom #69.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

Haha, the joke is me.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

"Like if u cry everytime."

Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?

His name is Vladimir Pootin.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"