Talking Muffin

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, these muffins are just chillin' in the oven, right? One's all, "Is it hot in here?" And the other muffin loses its mind because, duh, muffins aren't supposed to talk! It's like if your toaster started giving you stock tips – totally unexpected and freaky, just like you at your last job interview. Plus, ovens tend to be pretty hot, you probably didn't realize this.