Humor

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

Roast

You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Woman!"

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

What does the bee say to the fly?

"Buzz off!"

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.