Humor
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
"DEEZ NUTS"
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.