No Nuns, No Prayers

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is stabbed and asks the priest for a prayer, right? But the priest says he "ain't got nun left." It's a play on words because "nun" sounds like "none." Basically, the priest is saying he has no prayers left, but it also sounds like he has no nuns left. Get it? And you didn't get it, because you are as sharp as a marble.

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