What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Newborn vs. Orphan
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you chucklehead. So, like, a newborn baby and an orphan are both bawling their eyes out and covered in blood, right? But here's the kicker: after a rugby match, at least the baby gets scooped up and cared for. The orphan? Not so much. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's sad, and you are very sad.